playing with my phone

I just got a new phone. No it's not an iPhone. IPhones are too expensive per month. I've been doing a lot this month, for example I just got my permit. The mailman was also at the DMV. But he was just delivering mail. I usually see the mailman (not the one from the DMV) on my way home from work. At least when I ride my bike. Not my motorbike I don't have a license for that yet. Or a helmet. The helmet is for protecting my head. After all my head is one of the most valuable parts of my body. That and my heart. Gotta take care of that thing. Nobody wants heart problems. Though our diets prove otherwise. But no worries there's always intrusive surgery and side effect producing drugs. But only for half of you who end up with coronary issues. The rest of you will die of a heart attack before you notice any other symptoms. The good news is... Um...So how about them 49ers. Oh wait sore subject at the moment. It's harder to be uplifting than it looks. Though some people make it look uber easy. Have you ever met Rhonda Stopie... Stopppie Stopy... Spelling isn my strongest point. Oh wait watch this... Okay never mind. I don't get how this works-wait it worked! My phone is so smart. Looking back now I can see a few typos. But you know I'll just have to deal with them later or never. Um the rest of this blog post will be the voice ... Something... With my phones speaker because, you know, it's so much more convenient than just typing the words out. so that's what we're going to do from now on. because my phone is so smart, you know, that I was talking about earlier. anyway... so I went to work today. Got a lot of stuff done. unloaded the car that I went to go get earlier this week down south. I wonder if my phone would make a. When I say. Or a doc when I say dot. Ooo cool it worked well not for dot and they turn my dog into dog at that 1 spot that's kinda weird. and now it's a dog. I'm getting kind of annoyed but they're not making the first letter of the sentence a capital. they keep replacing the word but with the word that. I guess I just have to enunciate more. but for the most part it's actually pretty cool that I can just talk to my phone and it does my homework for me. oh wait a blog wasn't required for this week was it... then I guess I'm just wasting time but that works too. the downside to talking to my phone and having it right for me, is it the fact that the music stops every time I press the button. did I not mention I was listening to music, well I am. you're listening to me talking right now, you would probably be laughing at me. And that would be because I have to say,.,. And stuff like that while I'm talking. which is just kinda awkward. don't worry Joe I won't do this often, um I just thought it might be fun to play with my phone. but I won't be talking this conversationly in all my blog posts. I'll make them much more interesting. I mean, when you talk it's a lot different than when you write... I find myself talking more and more like John Green when I do English homework... and I have noticed this because I haven't been talking while doing my English homework. I've been writing and typing and all that , but I haven't been talking. unless Im talking to somebody else. well I guess sometimes I talk to my homework.
mostly just when I'm really bored, or angry. sometimes you just make a video of myself talking. this is kind of fun I can understand why people do this all the time. this is probably 1 of the most random posts I've ever made. I'm yelling right now but you get tell because I don't be gay. haha okay I'm not editing that last sentence. it's just too interesting. okay babe I gotta move on. babe ?!?!?! what! where does it get these words I mean ... what! this is the kind of fun , but funny and weird at the same time... sorry everyone, I'm in serious need of a nap right now... Dish add replace my ish with a dish ... Ish