1: Do you know what will happen if you let a ferret out of it's cage...(pause for suspense effect) it will RUN AROUND.
2: They keep the unwanted vermin out of the house/yard.
3: They're like a cross between a cat and a dog... and a rat... and a snake (long body and neck) making it the ultimate pet.
4: They're small. And everyone knows small animals have small poops.
5: But they're not too small. About 20'' + 5'' tail.
6: Their name literally means "little thief", cant top that...
7: It'd be cool to teach it tricks. "Nice, your dog can roll over. My ferret can chase gophers out of their hiding places and then DEVOUR THEM!!!
8: they are very social. A group of ferrets is actually called a "business".
9: They dance when they're happy.
10: They're so cute! And cool looking. I mean they are like... see for yourself,
11: They have a tank named after them.
12: And finally (start whispering) "If you let a ferret out of it's cage... it will RUN AROUND!"
Unfortunately the ownership of ferrets in California is illegal, so this will have to remain a dream... ish
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ReplyDeleteStupid California and their stupid laws, taxes, electoral college, time zone, social policies, education system, Stockton, allergies, and list of illegal pets. A guy can't even buy his wife a hedgehog in this state!
ReplyDeleteI like how terribly placed "...ish" is, some people might think you actually have a ferret.
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