When I'm Bored

You know when you go to bed but your not really tired so your mind just starts wandering? Or maybe your in a really boring class and you just start thinking up random scenarios. Anyway this happens to me all the time, so I figured I'd write about it. The following are all "a guy walks in with a gun" scenarios.

Someone steps into my room with a hand gun, while I'm in bed . It is obvious he plans to kill me... I don't know why... So I use my legs to fling my covers over him as I grab one of my knives and roll to the floor. While the invader regains balance and tried to untangle himself I trip him grab, the wrist of his gun-hand, twist it, and disarm him. At this point I get up as fast as I can and back up to a wall with his gun and my knife pointed at him. He is now my prisoner, and I instruct him to grab my cell phone and call the police for me. 

Or maybe I'm in church and some guy with a gun walks in and starts cappin' people. If I'm not one of the firs ones down I duck behind the chairs (like everyone else will), and pull out my little church knife (no joke I have a couple little knives that I wear when I'm not working... when I am working I carry a big knife). When the terrorist turns his back I stand up and throw my knife. If he is stationary and close enough to me the knife should stick. at that point I use the momentum from my throw to charge him. Hopefully the shock and pain will throw him off long enough to give my time to take him down. Then it's a matter of holding him down long enough for someone to help me take his gun.

So I'm in school and a guy walks in with a gun and starts shooting. I'm in my class room so he doesn't see me. I run to the door and hide next to it as close to the ground as I can get. I wait for him to come in, and when he does I jump up, grab his gun, and point it up and to the side as I use my upward jump to knee him in the chin. Then while he's off balance pull him into the room by his gun and swing the door into his face. I'm still pulling his gun but the door kinda stopped his body so he has to let go of the weapon. Now I take the gun, turn it on the intruder and have another student call the po-po.

These are all very unrealistic, and would probably all end in me getting shot in the face, but that's just some of the stuff that goes through my head when I'm bored... ish