My Dream Pet

Besides of course a bird of prey (hawk, owl, eagle, vulture...) my most desired pet would have to be a Ferret, and here's why...

1: Do you know what will happen if you let a ferret out of it's cage...(pause for suspense effect) it will RUN AROUND.

2: They keep the unwanted vermin out of the house/yard.

3: They're like a cross between a cat and a dog... and a rat... and a snake (long body and neck) making it the ultimate pet.

4: They're small. And everyone knows small animals have small poops.

5: But they're not too small. About 20'' + 5'' tail.

6: Their name literally means "little thief", cant top that...

7: It'd be cool to teach it tricks. "Nice, your dog can roll over. My ferret can chase gophers out of their hiding places and then DEVOUR THEM!!!

8: they are very social. A group of ferrets is actually called a "business".

9: They dance when they're happy.

10: They're so cute! And cool looking. I mean they are like... see for yourself,

11: They have a tank named after them.

12: And finally (start whispering) "If you let a ferret out of it's cage... it will RUN AROUND!"

Unfortunately the ownership of ferrets in California is illegal, so this will have to remain a dream... ish

When I'm Bored

You know when you go to bed but your not really tired so your mind just starts wandering? Or maybe your in a really boring class and you just start thinking up random scenarios. Anyway this happens to me all the time, so I figured I'd write about it. The following are all "a guy walks in with a gun" scenarios.

Someone steps into my room with a hand gun, while I'm in bed . It is obvious he plans to kill me... I don't know why... So I use my legs to fling my covers over him as I grab one of my knives and roll to the floor. While the invader regains balance and tried to untangle himself I trip him grab, the wrist of his gun-hand, twist it, and disarm him. At this point I get up as fast as I can and back up to a wall with his gun and my knife pointed at him. He is now my prisoner, and I instruct him to grab my cell phone and call the police for me. 

Or maybe I'm in church and some guy with a gun walks in and starts cappin' people. If I'm not one of the firs ones down I duck behind the chairs (like everyone else will), and pull out my little church knife (no joke I have a couple little knives that I wear when I'm not working... when I am working I carry a big knife). When the terrorist turns his back I stand up and throw my knife. If he is stationary and close enough to me the knife should stick. at that point I use the momentum from my throw to charge him. Hopefully the shock and pain will throw him off long enough to give my time to take him down. Then it's a matter of holding him down long enough for someone to help me take his gun.

So I'm in school and a guy walks in with a gun and starts shooting. I'm in my class room so he doesn't see me. I run to the door and hide next to it as close to the ground as I can get. I wait for him to come in, and when he does I jump up, grab his gun, and point it up and to the side as I use my upward jump to knee him in the chin. Then while he's off balance pull him into the room by his gun and swing the door into his face. I'm still pulling his gun but the door kinda stopped his body so he has to let go of the weapon. Now I take the gun, turn it on the intruder and have another student call the po-po.

These are all very unrealistic, and would probably all end in me getting shot in the face, but that's just some of the stuff that goes through my head when I'm bored... ish

'Cmon Guys!

Okay we've been a while without posts (mostly because of Christmas). And I'm not just talking about me, I'm talking about the people I follow on blogger. So I have decided, all on my own, to challenge you all to take up some of the following prompts.

!: A raindrop for a day (mostly just so you know how I feel).

@: How you would protect yourself if someone attacked you in your room.

#: List of new years resolutions you plan to break.

$: Where would you go if you had a week to spend traveling.

%: The Doctor shows up at your house...

^: A poem (no Haiku's)

&: A drawing of the robot you wanted as a kid.

*: Come the Zombie Apocalypse what weapon(s), would you use.

(: Where you want to live when you grow up. (realistically)

!): If you were stranded on Jurassic Park who would you want to be with you. (Bear hunting: you don't have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than your buddy.)

These are all off the top of my head so have fun with them. If you don't like any of them at least write something worth reading por favor... ish